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Celebs
Alert: Here Are Some Photos Of Tom Hardy Wearing Just Some Tattoos and Not Much Else
by Wendy Stokesby Wendy StokesHello. Formerly bearded and perennially-attractive actor Tom Hardy is shooting a new BBC period piece called Taboo. In said…
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What, precisely, makes for a good-looking dick? You know, the kind of dick that you try to take…
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Love & Sex
Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science
by Wendy Stokesby Wendy StokesRejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle,…
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Entertainment
Lil Mama Advocates For Safe Sex & Breakfast Meat In Her Certified Jam, “Sausage”
by Wendy Stokesby Wendy StokesHere is Lil Mama, everyone’s favorite lip gloss enthusiast and “America’s Best Dance Crew” judge, slinging breakfast meat…
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Love & Sex
Area Man “Speechless” After Getting A Penile Implant For His Kinda Small Dick
by Wendy Stokesby Wendy StokesA 35-year old man from New York City is currently living his best goddamn life after getting a…
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Love & Sex
Dude With Alleged 19-Inch Penis Only Thinks He Has The Biggest Dick In The World
by The Friskyby The FriskyEarlier this week, I read a story about a 52-year-old Mexican man named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims…
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PornHub is making a foray into the wide world of high-tech sex toys with the Twerking Butt. It…
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The internet is a curio cabinet full of crap, some of which you need and some of which…