Alert: Here Are Some Photos Of Tom Hardy Wearing Just Some Tattoos and Not Much Else
Hello. Formerly bearded and perennially-attractive actor Tom Hardy is shooting a new BBC period piece called Taboo. In said period piece, he is, apparently, naked save for …
Here’s What Makes A Perfect Penis, According To Science
What, precisely, makes for a good-looking dick? You know, the kind of dick that you try to take a picture of while the owner is distracted, …
Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science
Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men …
Lil Mama Advocates For Safe Sex & Breakfast Meat In Her Certified Jam, “Sausage”
Here is Lil Mama, everyone’s favorite lip gloss enthusiast and “America’s Best Dance Crew” judge, slinging breakfast meat and safe sex in her latest video for the …
Area Man “Speechless” After Getting A Penile Implant For His Kinda Small Dick
A 35-year old man from New York City is currently living his best goddamn life after getting a penile implant because his fianceé of six years …
Dude With Alleged 19-Inch Penis Only Thinks He Has The Biggest Dick In The World
Earlier this week, I read a story about a 52-year-old Mexican man named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims he has a 19-inch penis, which, if verified …
