And now, some very important figures on average peen length brought to you by the friendly researchers at King’s College London Medical School, who wanted to create a “systematic review of penile size measurements.” Their findings aren’t all that surprising. From the Science of Us: Average length of flaccid penis: 3.61 inches Average length of flaccid penis […]
Hello. Formerly bearded and perennially-attractive actor Tom Hardy is shooting a new BBC period piece called Taboo. In said period piece, he is, apparently, naked save for some tattoos, in a canoe. Tom Hardy has, from what we can tell, a relatively attractive and sizable wang, though it is unclear what the foreskin adds if anything. […]
What, precisely, makes for a good-looking dick? You know, the kind of dick that you try to take a picture of while the owner is distracted, to show to your friends over brunch. (Just kidding. Maybe.) A dick that’s veiny, but not too veiny; girth-y without posing a threat; and long enough to look impressive, but […]
Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess. As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and presented these […]
Here is Lil Mama, everyone’s favorite lip gloss enthusiast and “America’s Best Dance Crew” judge, slinging breakfast meat and safe sex in her latest video for the song “Sausage.” Sausage, in this case, is a breakfast meat, but also my favorite euphemism for the penis, and Lil Mama is pushing hard for safe sex. Rapping over a […]
A 35-year old man from New York City is currently living his best goddamn life after getting a penile implant because his fianceé of six years broke up with him because his dick was too small. The New York Post reports that Jason, a man with a 3-inch penis until very recently, was “devastated” after his relationship […]
Earlier this week, I read a story about a 52-year-old Mexican man named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims he has a 19-inch penis, which, if verified to be true, would make it the largest record penis in the world–significantly larger than the current record holder, Jonah Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches soft and 13.5 inches […]
PornHub is making a foray into the wide world of high-tech sex toys with the Twerking Butt. It is exactly as it sounds — a peach colored butt, dressed in a black thong, with an opening for your vienna sausage, that twerks. Oh? Let’s find out more. The butt itself is, from what we can […]
The internet is a curio cabinet full of crap, some of which you need and some of which you really don’t. Nowhere is this more evident than on stock photo websites. We’ve spent a lot of time poring through stock photos, and really, nothing is more delightful than the curious results turned up by a casual […]
