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Celebs

Alert: Here Are Some Photos Of Tom Hardy Wearing Just Some Tattoos and Not Much Else

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Hello. Formerly bearded and perennially-attractive actor Tom Hardy is shooting a new BBC period piece called Taboo. In said period piece, he is, apparently, naked save for …

Love & Sex

Here’s What Makes A Perfect Penis, According To Science

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What, precisely, makes for a good-looking dick? You know, the kind of dick that you try to take a picture of while the owner is distracted, …

Love & Sex

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

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Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men …

Entertainment

Lil Mama Advocates For Safe Sex & Breakfast Meat In Her Certified Jam, “Sausage”

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Here is Lil Mama, everyone’s favorite lip gloss enthusiast and “America’s Best Dance Crew” judge, slinging breakfast meat and safe sex in her latest video for the …

Love & Sex

Area Man “Speechless” After Getting A Penile Implant For His Kinda Small Dick

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A 35-year old man from New York City is currently living his best goddamn life after getting a penile implant because his fianceé of six years …

Love & Sex

Dude With Alleged 19-Inch Penis Only Thinks He Has The Biggest Dick In The World

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Earlier this week, I read a story about a 52-year-old Mexican man named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims he has a 19-inch penis, which, if verified …