- Shia LaBeouf was asked to submit pictures of his penis during part of casting for “Nymphomaniac,” the new Lars von Trier sex flick. Did they check to make sure it was really his? [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Dennis Rodman lost his shit during a CNN interview from Pyongyang, North Korea. [The Wire]
- Ralph Lauren’s 41-year-old niece Jenny Lauren had a drunken shitfit on an airline flight, causing the plane to be diverted to Shannon, Ireland, where she was arrested. [Daily Mail UK]
- A village in the UK called Kings Langley is officially changing its name in February to the capital in “Game Of Thrones” called Kings Landing. [Perez Hilton]
- Tina Fey says Jimmy Fallon and Kristen Wiig are the only too people who were completely ready to be on “Saturday Night Live” from the moment they auditioned. [Vanity Fair]
- “The Piano” director Jane Campion, an Oscar-winner and the only woman to ever win the Palme d’Or prize, will head the jury of this year’s Cannes Film Festival. [BBC]
- Lindsey Vonn won’t be competing in the Olympics in Sochi after an accident on her knee. [People]
- The cast of “The Good Wife” made a music video! [NYmag.com Vulture]
- A wish for the man who took a five-year-old to see “The Wolf Of Wall Street.” [Jezebel]
- The Bechdel test sets the bar too low for women’s representations on film. Here’s how to get a new one. [Slate]
- Get your butler to dust these nine silliest “Downton Abbey” tie-in products. [Salon]
- Michael Bay’s teleprompter malfunctioned at CES, so naturally he freaked out walked offstage. [People]
- Justin Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun is engaged to his girlfriend Yael Cohen, who runs a breast cancer charity. Maybe the Biebs will be best man? [US Weekly]
Original by Jessica Wakeman
