Sweden Has A New, Gigantic Snow Penis
The first thing I thought when I saw the Snow Penis in Gothenburg, Sweden yesterday was, “Why don’t they just clean it off with a broom?” …
9 Penises We’ve Judged And Why
According to a new study of women Down Under — no, really, it was in Australia — women really are attracted to men with larger penises. …
So Wrong: Baby Wee Wee, A Doll That Pees
I’ve never been able to get behind dolls that perform bodily functions, but I especially cannot understand why you would want one that does so animatronically. …
Area Man “Speechless” After Getting A Penile Implant For His Kinda Small Dick
A 35-year old man from New York City is currently living his best goddamn life after getting a penile implant because his fianceé of six years …
Sex Advice: Two Women Wonder About Doing The Uncircumcised
“My boyfriend is uncircumcised and super sensitive when I give him oral. I do enjoy giving head most of the time and I’ve honestly never received …
Dude With Alleged 19-Inch Penis Only Thinks He Has The Biggest Dick In The World
Earlier this week, I read a story about a 52-year-old Mexican man named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims he has a 19-inch penis, which, if verified …
The Prince Albert: A (His)tory
Grace Kelly’s son, the playboy Prince Albert of Monaco, is finally engaged! While the significance of him producing an heir is important to Europe, we here …
It’s Theon Greyjoy’s Dick In A Box!
Yesterday, while Julie and I were discussing the season finale of “Game of Thrones,” both of us knelt down and said a prayer that some genius …
