Today is a momentous, miserable occasion. This is the first birthday of everybody’s favorite misanthropic kitten, Grumpy Cat — and everybody’s celebrating. There are even Grumpster Cat birthday postage stamps! It’s hard to believe that just one year ago, the world was Grumpy-free. How did we express our dry wit and humor without her? The world […]
To celebrate Tom Cruise’s 25th anniversary as a Scientologist, the COS commissioned a GIANT NAKED SHROUD of him featuring an excessively huge package, as well as some “commemorative coins” to be featured in a “pop-up Scientology Church” in Clearwater, Florida. [E! Online] David Faustino, aka “Bud Bundy” wants to reboot “Married…With Children.” Which we feel […]
Our prayers have been answered! Cats 24/7 is an internet-powered TV channel that airs cats, and only cats, all day long. Why didn’t somebody come up with this brilliant idea sooner? Cats 24/7 features: “All cats, all the time. 24/7/365. We’ve got kittens too. Meow-mazing.” On Cat 24/7 programs with names like “Famous Felines,” “Putting Up With Humans,” […]
It’s a daily habit that has turned into a daily ritual: I settle onto the train with my coffee, pull my iPhone from out of my purse, and click open my Instagram app to see what Pudge is up to. Pudge (above) isn’t a friend’s cat or a family member’s cat or even a cat I’ve […]
If I understood technology, I would make the image of Unimpressed Cat Tartar Sauce morph seamlessly into the face of Ron Swanson and then morph through to that of Wilford Brimley. But I don’t. So you’ll just have to imagine that. Original by Julie Gerstein
