“The same week that we were shooting the episode where Pam’s baby is born, I was becoming the aunt for the very first time. Literally the day we shot Pam’s going to the hospital, my sister was going to the hospital, and the same day we shot me coming home from the hospital, my sister […]
I felt pretty bad for Lynne Curtin and her family while watching last night’s episode of “The Real Housewives of Orange County.” When the doorbell rang, daughter Alexa opened the door—and was handed an eviction notice. (Things not to say on TV #436, Raquel: “Is this for real? Or am I dreaming because I’m so […]
The only thing I’m going to reveal about last night’s sorta shocking “Orphan Black” season finale is that, after long last, Helena finally met her sestras Cosima (“I like your hairs,” Helena said, and I cried) and Alison. And together, along with Felix, Sarah, and Kira, they all had a dance party. It was so […]
The official lyrics being, of course, Gaaaaaaaaame of fuckin’ thrones, game of fuckin’ throooooonnnnnes (over and over again till the end). But these lyrics for the earworm-y “Game of Thrones” theme song are just as good, focusing on Peter Dinklage, who plays everyone’s favorite character, Tyrion Lannister. There’s a third version of the lyrics we sing in […]
I feel sort of sorry for Jack Gleeson. The 25-year-old Irish actor has been tasked with playing “Game of Thrones” villain Joffrey Baratheon, easily the most loathsome character on TV, well, ever. There is absolutely nothing to like about King Joffrey and he’s not even the kind of gleefully evil type you could maybe sort […]
I like to imagine Adrianne Curry going to a psychic in 2002, the year before she auditioned for “America’s Next Top Model.” I can almost see this psychic peering into her crystal ball and telling Adrianne, who was 20 years old and addicted to heroin at the time, “You are going to win a major […]
Reality TV is getting a new potential sociopath we’ll love to hate: Alexis Neiers, star of the E! show “Pretty Wild,” airing on Sunday, March 14. “Pretty Wild” will star 18-year-old Neiers, her sister Gabby, 15, their friend, Tess Taylor, 19, and the mama bear of the Neiers clan, former model Andrea Arlington. But what […]
Yes, it’s true: I got a makeover on TLC’s “What Not to Wear.” First off, let’s get to the immediate questions. Yes, the show’s hosts Stacy London and Clinton Kelly are as warm, friendly and sweet off camera as they are on. Yes, you really do get $5,000 to spend on clothes and shoes in […]
If you thought it was the end of an era when “Total Request Live” closed up shop about a year ago, it was only the beginning of the end. Now MTV is saying adios to their monster studio that overlooks Times Square in New York City. The big guns over at Viacom, MTV’s parent company, […]
