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I don’t bat an eye at any bullshit life throws my way, but if there is a mouse in my apartment, I will jump on the back of the couch, with my sweatshirt pulled tight over my face, waiting patiently until someone comes home to handle and assess the situation. So, when there was a mouse in the office yesterday, I knew my will was being tested. This is what I went through.
1. THEREISAMOUSEAMOUSEAMOUSEAMOUSE.
2. Irrational fear.
3. Panic. It’s coming. I see it. I know it. Where is it.
4. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THAT JUST WENT BY THE DOOR VERY CLOSE TO WHERE I SIT.
5. Someone got it. Okay. We’re gonna be okay.
6. …it’s still here?
7. K I SAW IT I’M LEAVING BYE TILL THE MORROW.
Original by: @mega_hurt
