TotalBeauty.com looked into a serious matter, gave it the research it deserves, and came up with real answers. They know where the dogs are, and I’m not going to keep you in suspense. The cities with the ugliest men are the following:
8. Houston
7. Philadelphia
6. Detroit
5. Mobile, AL & Huntington, WV (a tie!)
4. Greensboro, NC
3. Miami
2. Hagerstown, MD (I’ve never even heard of this town — and it’s number two!)
1. El Paso, TX

Ambling through their reasoning, you can see they’re paying special attention to education levels (what percentage of the male population has a higher education degree and what percentage dropped out after ninth grade), obesity levels, and teeth. Teeth!