There Are Now Bacon Condoms To Go With Your Bacon Lube

Wendy Stokesby:

Love & Sex

Of course J&D Foods, the company responsible for baconlube and bacon shaving cream, have made bacon condoms. Not only do they smell and taste like pork, when you put them on, your penis looks like a strip of bacon. So basically, every inch of your business will be transformed into a greasy, smoked meat stick. If that last sentence turned you on whatsoever, you can buy a three-pack of bacon condoms for $9.99. But really? Do people like bacon that much? Help me understand please.

[LA Times]
Original by Ami Angelowicz

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