In the past 24 hours, there have been so many twists and turns in the “Tiger Woods Has Issues Department” that it’s almost hard to keep up. Is he a pill popper with an Ambien tooth? Who is the woman who was rushed to the hospital from his house today? Did Elin move out? And we’re up to nine women who are rumored to have bumped pelvises with him? To help you keep them all straight, here are their stats and stories, complete with photos.
Name: Rachel Uchitel Age: ?? Occupation: Head of VIP operations for clubs like Stanton Social, Marquee, Dune, Pink Elephant, and Griffin Length of involvement with the Tig: ?? Rachel initially swore up and down that she and Tiger had only met twice, very innocently. But then rumors circulated that her texting Tiger on Thanksgiving is what led to his and Elin’s fight, which led to the car accident, and that when the two were coincidentally in Australia at the same time, Tiger had actually paid for the trip. Rachel’s lawyer set up a press conference for her client to come clean, only then it was abruptly canceled. The word on the street is that Tiger’s camp offered her a hefty payout, a reported $1 million, to keep silent. [RadarOnline.com] Rachel has previously been linked to famous dudes like Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz, who allegedly told her, “Every time I have sex with you is like the first time.”
Name: Jaimee Grubbs Age: 24 Occupation: Cocktail waitress Length of involvement with the Tig: 31 months Jaimee sure seems like someone on the hunt for fame—she’s most well-known for taking her boyfriend Shawn Southern on “Tool Academy,” a competition show where jerky guys are tricked into a boot camp to teach them to be better boyfriends. And as soon as her name appeared in the press linked to Tiger’s, she quickly divulged the dirty deets of their affair—that they met in 2007, when Tiger tapped her on the shoulder at a Vegas club and said, “You don’t look like you’re having any fun.” They ended up going up to his room for “dinner” and did the deed. She says she has more than 300 text messages from him, and that they were supposed to meet for sex in February, which is when his wife gave birth. “He couldn’t make it because of a ‘family issue,’” she said. “My mom knew about the affair and told me to check the news.” Last night, Jaimee was seen parked at a VIP table at the club Playhouse, between Lauren Conrad and Leighton Meester. [NY Post]
Name: Kalika Moquin Age: 27 Occupation: Club promoter Length of involvement with the Tig: A few months A source says they saw Kalika and Tiger making out the weekend of October 23rd. “They’ve hooked up a bunch of times,” says said expert. “Tiger told Kalika that married life isn’t all it’s built up to be.” But Kalika herself isn’t saying a word. “It’s not appropriate for me to comment one way or the other,” she said. “At this time, I’m just choosing to focus on my job.”
Name: Cori Rist Age: 31 Occupation: Party girl Length of involvement with the Tig: ?? This New York party girl supposedly met Tiger at mega-club Butter about a year ago. She is in a big custody battle with her ex-husband over her 7-year-old son, who evidently idolizes Tiger and was thrilled when mommy brought him an autographed photo. If only he knew how she got it. According to friends, Cori often went to visit Tiger when he was on tour. “Tiger would typically get a large suite at a hotel,” a source told the Daily News. “Someone would book Cori an adjacent room, so she wouldn’t be seen coming into his room.” A guy she’s dating said today that he paid Cori more than $100K to help her make her rent and support her son. And Cori’s ex-husband says he has proof of wire transfers between Tiger and Cori. [NY Daily News]
Name: Mindy Lawton Age: 34 Occupation: Pancake house waitress Length of involvement with the Tig: 14 months Tiger met Mindy in 2006 when she was a waitress at Perkin’s Pancake House, a restaurant he and Elin frequented in Orlando. When he first asked her to go to a club with him, she brought along her sister for backup. “Mindy told me the next day, ‘We went to his house and had sex. He was extremely good.’ That was always the pattern. Mindy would drive her old Saturn car and follow Tiger in his luxurious Escalade,” says the sister. “She is extremely, extremely naive, my sister. She is single, never married, never had children and still looking for a relationship. I have to hand it to him. It was brilliant to choose my sister to play his kind of game.” In 2007, Mindy and Tiger were photographed having a renedevous in Tiger’s car in a church parking lot but somehow managed to keep things quiet. [Daily Mail]
Name: Jamie Jungers Age: 26 Occupation: Vegas cocktail waitress and model for the 2010 FastDates.com calendar Length of involvement with the Tig: A year According to Jamie’s ex-boyfriend, she met Tiger in 2005—just after he got married—and they supposedly hooked up for more than a year. This ex says Jamie even flew to Florida and stayed at Tiger’s house while Elin was on vacation. [Telegraph]
Name: Holly Sampson Age: 36 Occupation: Porn star, from such films as “My First Sex Teacher,” “Flying Solo 2” and “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” Length of involvement with the Tig: ?? Holly has neither confirmed nor denied whether she had an affair with Tiger, and it’s not exactly clear where the rumor of their hookup came from. Holly does stand out in this lineup, as club girls and waitresses seem to be Tiger’s thing. [NY Daily News]
Name: Joslyn James Age: ?? Occupation: Porn star, from such films as “Descent Into Bondage” and “Diary of a Horny Housewife” Length of involvement with the Tig: Years Holly isn’t the only “My First Sex Teacher” porn star that Tiger has been linked to. He was supposedly also having sex with Joslyn, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels—she was one of his primary go-tos. According to a source, Josyln used to like to talk about “all the freaky shit Tiger dug in bed.” Oh yeah, and he supposedly paid her for her services. [Deadspin]
Name: ?? Age: ?? Occupation: Sex-addicted cougar Length of involvement with the Tig: ?? Who could this one be?
Occupation: Sex-addicted cougar
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