Tila Tequila–arguably the world’s first social media star, pretty inarguably a complete loony toon, and definitely a weird anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist who once dressed up as a Nazi and posed in front of Auschwitz–has been on serious Twitter tear talking about why she believes the Earth is flat.
I have never been much of a Twitter mining kind of blogger, but I have to make an exception in this case. It’s just too amazing. My mind is blown. I don’t even know what to do with myself right now.
BEHOLD.
I can, and it’s flat. And what is a “witcho?’ Is that the name of your species? https://t.co/r1byVq3xWZ
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Just skipped right over WW3 there. Unless there was a WW3 and there was a government coverup, because it had something to do with the earth being flat!
I DIDNT ASK 4 YOU 2 SEND ME A GOD DAMN CGI FAKE PICTURE! I WANT YOU 2 TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FLAT HORIZON W/UR PHONE! https://t.co/JD1Rr776xS
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I MEAN, YOU BELIEVE IT JUST BECAUSE @NASA TELLS YOU SO AND TAKES FAKE CGI SPACE PICS? LMAOOOOOO!!! LOLOL #ICANT https://t.co/z3Sttpt0a7
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
DENIAL WILL GET YOU NOWHERE CLOSER TO THE TRUTH! #FLATEARTH https://t.co/zr3kbX09ho
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
You cannot argue with logic like that.
Who are “The Others”–are they like the illuminati? Also how does one become a clone of themselves?
That’s how they got Sherri Shepherd, who is now also a clone. Probably.
Was that in the ’80s?
Oh. Well then! That explains the cloning thing!
AND GOODNIGHT.
Original by Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse
