As wise poet and personal role model LuAnn deLesseps once crowed — actually she autotuned it — “money can’t buy you class.” Money also can’t buy you style, as evidenced by the wide array of horribly ugly pants on offer by high-end designers these days. Do you have $600 and no abiding sense of taste and the desire to look like a meth-addict out for her first post-prison cig break? We’ve got some really wowzer designer trousers just for you. Check them out in our gallery of wildly overpriced ugly pants.
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Matthew Williamson Escape Leopard Papillon Utility Pants
Source: The Frisky
“Designer” utility pants are still utility pants, which is to say “ugly.”
Matthew Williamson Escape Leopard Papillon Utility Pants
Roberto Cavalli Printed Stretch Silk Pants
Source: Pinterest
If you look at them long enough you can see your soul.
Roberto Cavalli Printed Stretch Silk Pants
Robert Rodriguez Stained Glass Trousers
Source: shopbop
Can’t. Look. Away.
Robert Rodriguez Stained Glass Trousers
Markus Lupfer French Lace Trousers
Source: shopbop
So this is what passes for “trousers” these days?
Markus Lupfer French Lace Trousers
Nightcap Clothing Diamond Crochet Bell Bottoms
Source: shopbop
For all your wildly offensive Pocahontas LARP-ing.
Nightcap Clothing Diamond Crochet Bell Bottoms
Wildfox
Source: shopbop
Be the envy of millions of Guster and Phish fans — as well as your mom’s new-agey next door neighbor.
Wilfox Stralight Hendrix Pants
M Missoni Wide Leg Print Silk Pants
Source: shopbop
I’m told a giraffe emerges from the pattern if you stare at it long enough.
M Missoni Wide Leg Print Silk Pants
Alice + Olivia Wide Leg Double Layer Pants
Source: shopbop
It’s like you’re wearing nothing. Except for two pairs of pants.
Alice + Olivia Wide Leg Double Layer Pants
NSF Shada Pants
Source: shopbop
These pants were a central plot point in The Hardy Boys and The Case of the Disappearing Vagina
NSF Shada Pants
Mes Demoiselles Gipsy Paisley Pants
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Hippy chic? Not really.
Mes Demoiselles Gipsy Paisley Pants
Original by Julie Gerstein
