13 Totally Non-Sexy Things Turned Into “Sexy” Halloween Costumes

October 31 is just around the corner, so I’ve begun looking for the perfect Halloween costume to trump last year’s “Sexy French Fries.” While browsing Yandy.com— which basically has every scandalous costume known to man— I found a ton of totally non-sexy characters and things that have been sexed up and, for some reason, turned into Halloween costumes. I’m all for slutty animals and sexy storybook characters, but the line needs to be drawn somewhere. Probably here.

Sexy Bloody Mental Ward Patient

Sexy Yoda

Sexy Corn

Sexy Buzz Lightyear

Sexy Chinese Take Out Container

Sexy Minion

Sexy Mr. Peanut

Sexy Sea Turtle

Sexy Storm Trooper

Sexy Lobster

Sexy Voodoo Doll

Sexy Yin Yang

Sexy Jellyfish

Original by Katie Oldenburg