There’s no eloquent way to talk about bush, or for those of you who prefer to be anatomically correct, pubic hair. But some terms for ladies’ pubic regions are far more inappropriate than others. For example, a certain Frisky employee who shall remained unnamed, referred to her own bush as a “fur pie.” As in, “I am off to get my fur pie waxed.” I had never heard the term before and I hope never to hear it again. After the jump, a list of unapproved names for a woman’s bush.
- Fur Pie
- Hairy Chin Rest
- Spider’s Legs
- Vagina Sweater
- Magic Carpet
- Bearded Clam
- Minge Moss
- Piss Cutter
- Hair Hole
- Stripper Stripe
- Trouble Triangle
- Fidel Castro Eating A Roast Beef Sandwich
- Potty Otter
- Vagitation
- Cat Fur
- Frilly Taco
- Split Face Hair Shark
- Muff Scruff
- Cooter Safari
- Nose Cozy
- Squirrel Tail
- Pusstache
- Black Box
- Hairport
- P**sy Brillo
- Hairkini
- Poon Manchu
- Crash Pad
- Badger’s Armpit
- HUPA
So, what should you call it? These 25 are, apparently, a-okay with us.
Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry @xoamelia
