There’s no eloquent way to talk about bush, or for those of you who prefer to be anatomically correct, pubic hair. But some terms for ladies’ pubic regions are far more inappropriate than others. For example, a certain Frisky employee who shall remained unnamed, referred to her own bush as a “fur pie.” As in, “I am off to get my fur pie waxed.” I had never heard the term before and I hope never to hear it again. After the jump, a list of unapproved names for a woman’s bush.

1. Fur Pie
2. Hairy Chin Rest
3. Spider’s Legs
4. Vagina Sweater
5. Magic Carpet
6. Bearded Clam
7. Minge Moss
8. Piss Cutter
9. Hair Hole
10. Stripper Stripe
11. Trouble Triangle
12. Fidel Castro Eating A Roast Beef Sandwich
13. Potty Otter
14. Vagitation
15. Cat Fur
16. Frilly Taco
17. Split Face Hair Shark
18. Muff Scruff
19. Cooter Safari
20. Nose Cozy
21. Squirrel Tail
22. Pusstache
23. Black Box
24. Hairport
25. P**sy Brillo
26. Hairkini
27. Poon Manchu
28. Crash Pad
29. Badger’s Armpit
30. HUPA

So, what should you call it? These 25 are, apparently, a-okay with us.

Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry @xoamelia