Ask and ye shall receive. We inquired about ballsacks and got all kinds of useful information, plus some extra tidbits we weren’t expecting. Here are the most fascinating things we learned about the ever-elusive body part. We thank you all for your generosity and candor.
1. Some guys’ ballsacks twitch while getting a blowjob.
2. Ballsacks can be ticklish.
3. Balls hang at different heights so they don’t mash against each other. The left one is usually lower.
4. If a man literally has blue balls, he needs to go to the hospital ASAP.
5. Men sit with their legs spread wide on the subway because if he has no thigh gap to rest his ballsack in, then the ballsack will lay on top of his thighs and get smashed down by his jeans.
6. When a guy is fitted for a custom-tailored suit, he will be asked, “Left or right?” This refers to which way he stuffs them. That leg will be cut slightly larger.
7. Ballsacks get tender and a bit stiffer when a guy hasn’t cum in a while.
8. When you see a man’s bulge in his tight pants, it’s 90 percent ballsack.
9. Guys would rather inspect their ballsacks with magnifying mirrors than take pictures of them.
10. Ballsacks laugh when guys do because all the plumbing connects them with the interior of the pelvis. But rather than being held in by the pelvic floor, they are outside, so they chuckle.
Original by The Frisky
