Valentine’s Day is the perfect holiday for a gal to test out some sexy lingerie. There are so many different styles to choose from. Will you choose to go demure or vampy or vagina-less? In our search, we found an epidemic that seems to be plaguing lingerie models. Their vaginas have gone missing! (The nipples were just the beginning.) But where did they go? Let’s “Law & Order” this shit. Dun … dun … dun. We have some theories …
Source: The Frisky
Vagina disappeared in the fruit aisle. It was never heard from again. [Teddy Girl]
Source: The Frisky
Lady parts abducted by a strange monster living in her closet. She tried to defend herself with a stiletto, but it was useless. [Yandy]
Source: The Frisky
Vanished into thin air during a hurricaine. [Yandy]
Source: The Frisky
Was on a cruise for her honeymoon, vagina fell overboard. [MonsterMarketplace]
Source: The Frisky
Was attacked by angry pack of drag queens. [Teddy Girl]
Source: The Frisky
Got lost in the mail. [Yandy]
Source: Walmart
Had a nervous breakdown during fantasy football season.
Source: NewFrog
Went for a walk near a lake. Never returned.
Source: NewFrog
Visited Sedona’s Red Rock mountains for “spiritual healing.”
Source: Jewelry Celebrity
Dropped too much acid.
Source: ebay
Last seen while shucking corn in an area where crop circles are common.
Source: Netyushop
Fell off in a hot tub.
Source: Twitter
Fell down an elevator shaft.
Source: Where To Get It
Ate too many chicken taquitos.
Source: barenecessities
Spent too much time on Facebook.
Source: Where To Get It
Was studying for the bar when her vagina went into hiding.
Source: Geekbuying
Spontaneously combusted after a bad online date.
Source: bidorbuy
Disappeared during a jewelry heist gone wrong.
Source: Geekbuying
Gone fishin.’
Source: OpenChinaCart
Was arrested by the fashion police.
Source: othereden
Got eaten by her ass.
Source: Archiwum Allegro
Was the victim of a bitter photo retoucher.
Original by Julie Gerstein
