Author: Billy Antonio

Buckle Up & Put Your Sunglasses On Wrong, It’s A Guy Fieri “Saturday Night Live” Sketch!

Ha HA! In the wake of The New York Times’ hilariously abysmal review of Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant, the bleached blonde Food Network host — who puts something called “donkey sauce” on everything — almost “appeared” on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend. For some reason, the sketch never aired on the broadcast — did Fieri promise “SNL” producer […]

The Daily Squeeze: Katy Perry Dolls, Snake Massages, And Dolphin Diets

There is a waiting list for Katy Perry dolls, even though they don’t look a thing like her — it doesn’t even come with a vintage romper! [E! Online] A spa in Northern Israel is using snakes for massage. Watch a video here. Beware if you’re ophidiophobic. [Time] The 19 dolphins at Kinosaki Marine World […]

Carly Rae Jepsen Says Naked Photos Are “200 Percent” Not Her

Snap nudes of me maybe? The internet was abuzz yesterday with alleged leaked naked pics of pop star Carly Rae Jepsen — but they’re “200 percent not Carly,” says her team. A 21-year-old model named Destiny Benedict says the naked pics are of her and she’s flattered to be compared to a naked Jepsen. “Well […]

15 Reasons Why We Love Cats

The internet has long had a love affair with cats. Some people even go so far as to insist that the internet is made of cats. We’re not quite sure why this is. We can’t say why the internet loves cats, but we can try to explain why we do. Inspired by this thread on Reddit, we’ve chosen […]