Author: Billy Antonio

Hitched: On Mothers-In-Law (And Mother-In-Law Jokes)

I have known since I was a wee child that someday, there would be a woman in my life that I would hate more than any person on the planet. She will be the epitome of all things evil; a seething skin-bag of meddlesome, ignorant lady-pus, hardly worthy to walk among us and yet, walk […]

Tom Cruise’s Nekkid Scientology Shroud Features Massive Dick And Balls

To celebrate Tom Cruise’s 25th anniversary as a Scientologist, the COS commissioned a GIANT NAKED SHROUD of him featuring an excessively huge package, as well as some “commemorative coins” to be featured in a “pop-up Scientology Church” in Clearwater, Florida. [E! Online] David Faustino, aka “Bud Bundy” wants to reboot “Married…With Children.” Which we feel […]

Size Matters: Long Penises Vs. Short Penises

It’s been brought to our attention that women should be talking more openly about penis size. So, talk openly we shall. We know that when it comes to having good sex, size is not the most important factor. But still, big or small, every size of  dick has it’s unique benefits and drawbacks. After the […]

Chloe Bartoli: Who Is Scott Disick’s New Rumored Mistress?

Word broke that Kourtney Kardashian broke up with Scott Disick after nearly a decade of dating today, and we think we know why – these photos of Disick getting touchy-feely in Monte Carlo with his ex-girlfriend, Chloe Bartoli. According to E! News, Disick’s candid photos with Bartoli were the last straw for Kardashian in their rocky […]

Marlon Brando And His Kitty

Those of you who read regularly know I have an issue with cats … especially men with cats. Marlon Brando may have just changed my mind. Or maybe the typewriter just canceled out the cat? Either way, holy hot. And check out more famous dudes who were mega-hot in their youth. [BuzzFeed]   Original by […]

Vagina “Beauty Contest” Declares World’s Most Beautiful Ladyflower

Here she comes, Miss Vagina! Earlier this month, Brian Sloan, the inventor of the Autoblow2, decided to hold a worldwide search for the world’s most “perfect” looking lady parts — a Vagina Beauty Pageant, if you will. (Technically we are talking about vulvas here, rather than vaginas, but that’s the language the (male) contest runner […]

This Brilliant Chart Is A New And Much-Improved Way To Identify Your Sexual Orientation

Discussions about sexuality have often been assigned to the taboo section of our society, and the lack of conversation and clarity around such an important topic can result in years of confusion about one’s true sexual identity. Luckily, there’s now a scale to help you express your sexual orientation in a way that’s more varied — and […]