Category: Entertainment

Let’s Talk About All The Things Wrong With This Photo Of Michael Cera And Ben Flajnik

As Amelia said when she looked at this picture of actor Michael Cera and “Bachelor” Ben Flajnik at a Sundance Film Festival party, “There are a lot of things about this that make me uncomfie.”  I couldn’t agree more. I had a visceral feeling of discomfort the moment I saw it. I have so many […]

Porn Companies Fight Over Jennifer Lopez’s Honeymoon Sex Tape

Porn companies are scrambling to get their hands on Jennifer Lopez’s honeymoon sex tape, which those-in-the-know claim shows that famous booty gettin’ spanked. Oh, and possibly J. Lo flashing her vajayjay on a street in Cuba? (But not, you know, actual sex.) Her sleazy ex-husband, Ojani Noa, to whom she was only married for 11 […]

This Girl Wore A Hot Dog Costume For Princess Day And Is Frankfurter Royalty

Move over, Elsa — there’s a new princess in town. OK, she’s not technically a princess, but I think she’s in line to become the next ruler of the internet, so that counts, right? When little Ainsley Turner went to her dance school’s Princess Day, she didn’t go for Disney. She didn’t even go for storybook princesses. Instead, she dressed […]

Madonna Says Women Have It Worse Than Gays and Black People, Needs To Just Sit This One Out

Oh, Madonna. When she’s not being dragged down a flight of stairs by overzealous backup dancers or Photoshopping bondage ropes over Martin Luther King, Jr’s face in an attempt to promote her new album, she’s still making waves and crashing through barriers and revolting, the way she’s always done. This time, I think she’s gone too […]

Beyoncé’s 19th Birthday Party Looks Infinitely Better Than Yours

Power couple choreographers Napoleon and Tabitha D’umo — aka NappyTabs — have been celeb favorites long before they became the architects of the greatest routines “So You Think You Can Dance” has ever seen, so it’s no surprise that when they dig deep into their photo archives for Flashback Friday, it’s gonna be pretty great. […]