People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing with your food is a bad thing? All this phallic salad needs is some creamy dressing. Ok, maybe that was taking it too far. This food porn is obviously intentional, but click through to see some more naturally occurring sexy mouthfuls that’ll make you do a double take.
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The Grapes Of Ass
Source: thefrisky.com
The holy grail of grapes came from our local grocery store. We dubbed them “The Grapes of Ass.” That’s right, we bought an entire bag of booty for $5! Best part, the farm they’re from is called “Pretty Lady.”
Hamsco Adler
Source: thefrisky.com
This ham reminds me of Cisco Adler.
Mushroom Boobs
Source: thefrisky.com
Yes, those are real mushrooms.
Vagina Tacos
Source: thefrisky.com
Found these taco vaginas on a Pearl Jam fan forum page. Is this a recreation of what gets eaten backstage?
Penis French Fry
Source: thefrisky.com
SideSalad.net blogger captured his co-worker’s tasty french fry.
Penis Mushroom
Source: Reddit
This penis mushroom looks like a fun guy, er, I mean, fungi.
Loquat Cleave
Source: Shutterstock
Loquats have mad cleavage.
Watermelon Booty
Source: Funnyjunk
This watermelon’s got a big juicy booty.
Mushroom Butt
Source: Sad and Useless
Two mushrooms become one butt. God, mushrooms can resemble anything.
Pecker Pepper
Source: Amazon.com
This pepper is called the “chilli willy.”
Butt Or Penis?
Source: Reddit
Squash butt or penis? You be the judge!
Carrot Peen
Source: Birmingham Mail
You don’t want to peel this carrot.
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