Food Porn: Raw And Uncensored

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People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing with your food is a bad thing? All this phallic salad needs is some creamy dressing. Ok, maybe that was taking it too far. This food porn is obviously intentional, but click through to see some more naturally occurring sexy mouthfuls that’ll make you do a double take.

The Grapes Of Ass

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The holy grail of grapes came from our local grocery store. We dubbed them “The Grapes of Ass.” That’s right, we bought an entire bag of booty for $5! Best part, the farm they’re from is called “Pretty Lady.”

Hamsco Adler

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This ham reminds me of Cisco Adler.

Mushroom Boobs

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Yes, those are real mushrooms.

Vagina Tacos

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Found these taco vaginas on a Pearl Jam fan forum page. Is this a recreation of what gets eaten backstage?

Penis French Fry

Source: thefrisky.com

SideSalad.net blogger captured his co-worker’s tasty french fry.

Penis Mushroom

Source: Reddit

This penis mushroom looks like a fun guy, er, I mean, fungi.

Loquat Cleave

Source: Shutterstock

Loquats have mad cleavage.

Watermelon Booty

Source: Funnyjunk

This watermelon’s got a big juicy booty.

Mushroom Butt

Source: Sad and Useless

Two mushrooms become one butt. God, mushrooms can resemble anything.

Pecker Pepper

Source: Amazon.com

This pepper is called the “chilli willy.”

Butt Or Penis?

Source: Reddit

Squash butt or penis? You be the judge!

Carrot Peen

Source: Birmingham Mail

You don’t want to peel this carrot.

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