Whether you have kids of your own and love spending time with them and their friends or not, we’re sure you all agree that they always enjoy some jokes that will bring a smile and some laughter. And even if you don’t have the opportunity to spend that much time with children, if you took part in carpools, volunteering at school or and coaching youth sports, you would soon see how much joy there is.
If you want to establish a good relationship with kids and want them to think of you as a fun grown-up to spend time with, cracking a few jokes, laughing, giving a high five, or plain being silly are often the right way to go. Not only are jokes, obviously, a great way to create positive atmosphere and make children laugh, but they can also come in handy when you want to keep a kid occupied, for instance, while waiting in line at a restaurant, or waiting for dentist appointment, which might be particularly challenging a time to keep any child occupied. If you, for any reason, find it hard to remember many jokes suitable for kids, you can always reach for your phone and store at least some of the best ones there, to keep them for quick retrieval, just in case.
Knock knock. Who’s there?
-Funnel. Funnel Who? The Funnel start once you let me in!
Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?
-They woke him up.
What did one egg say to the other?
-You crack me up.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
-Because 7, 8, 9.
What is the Pope’s favorite scent?
-Pope-pourri.
What kind of fish will only swim at night?
-A starfish!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
-A gummy bear!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
-He had no body to dance with.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
-With a pumpkin patch.
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
-Because it was his doody.
What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?
-Ice cream (I scream).
Why did the gardener plant his money?
-He wanted the soil to be rich.
Were any famous men or women born on your birthday?
-No, only babies.
What do porcupines say when they kiss?
-Ouch.
Why did the man get fired from his job at the coin factory?
-He stopped making cents.
What did the zero say to the eight?
-Nice belt!
How do you find Will Smith when he’s lost in the snow?
-You just look for fresh prints.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
-Take away its credit card.
Why do fish live in salt water?
-Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What kind of match is hard to get out of the box?
-A wrestling match
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?
-Skin-diving.
How did the egg get up the mountain?
-It Scrambled up.
What kind of shoes to ninjas wear?
-Sneakers.
Knock, Knock.
-Who’s there? Stopwatch! Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!
How does a train eat?
-It goes chew chew.
What’s the biggest moth in the world?
–Mam-moth.
What are the only kind of trees that grow fingers?
-Palm trees.
Why was the weightlifter upset?
-She worked with dumbbells.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
-With experi-mints!
What did the ocean say when it saw the storm coming?
-Nothing, it just waved.
Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
-Mussels.
What do you get when you cross a Bear and Skunk?
-‘Winnie the Pehew’
What is the biggest ant in the world?
-An eleph-ant.
What do porcupines say after they kiss?
-“Ouch”!
What is a computer’s favorite snack?
-Computer chips!
What do elves learn in school?
-The elf-abet.
What kind of animal is always found at baseball games?
-The bat.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
-It goes through a jarring experience.
Why do Hummingbirds hum?
-They’ve never learned the words!
All in all, always always do your best to make your children laugh and enjoy the jokes yourself. Even if kids’ jokes don’t make much sense at times, that still makes them funny, don’t you think? You can, perhaps, start some kind of tradition of telling jokes at particular time of the day, say, after dinner. Or add riddles if you find those more amusing. Whatever you pick, the important thing is that you and your children laugh and have some fun.
