Tag: dolphins are messed up

Oct 08

Dolphins Are The Unchecked Soft Boys Of The Ocean

Billy AntonioPosted in Entertainment Tagged , , ,

It seems that finally, after years — nay, centuries — of willful ignorance, human beings are finally recognizing that dolphins are a terroristic scourge. If the reports of their untoward sexual advances weren’t enough, let this tiny tidbit be the nail in the coffin: they’re really into Radiohead and have just discovered yoga. According to Radar […]

Feb 11

Iggy Azalea’s Boyfriend Thinks A Dolphin Tried To Murder Him, Steal His Girl

The FriskyPosted in Celebs, Sports Tagged , , , ,

LA Lakers reserve guard Nick Young, the boyfriend of Iggy Azalea, had a chat with reporters Tuesday night, in which he explained the story behind a recent tweet of Iggy’s about how he is scared of dolphins. Via ESPN: “He was playing with everybody else, doing what dolphins do — the ‘ack ack’ and all that,” Young […]