Tag: goop

‘Glop’ is the Goop parody book we all needed

If you’re among the many, many humans who hate-read Goop, you’ll be psyched to know that GLOP is the Goop parody book you’ve been hoping for. Writer Gabrielle Moss had the idea for the book after she’d written about Gwyneth’s vaginal steaming ritual and clearly had a lot more to say about the cult of Goop. The book is […]

This GOOP List Of Sex Toys Is Crazy Expensive, Of Course, So Here Are Options You Can Afford

Gwyneth Paltrow’s beautifully-out-of-touch newsletter/lifestyle empire GOOP never really handles sex. That is probably for the best. GOOP plopped their first-ever sex issue into the universe and boy howdy, it’s a doozy. The advice contained within is just as GOOPy as you’d imagine, very Tantra-and-organic-lube heavy with more than a touch of Goop’s signature opulence. Paltrow is rich; if she actually […]

What $29 A Week For Food Looks Like For Actual Low-Income People (And Not Gwyneth Paltrow)

Gwyneth Paltrow was tapped by Mario Batali to do the #FoodBankNYCChallenge and eat on $29 a week. She tweeted a picture of her groceries: This is what $29 gets you at the grocery store—what families on SNAP (i.e. food stamps) have to live on for a week. pic.twitter.com/OZMPA3nxij — Gwyneth Paltrow (@GwynethPaltrow) April 9, 2015 […]