mind of man

If a hood is good enough for Batman, it’s good enough for my penis. Uncircumcised joints look gross,…

It has recently come to my attention that there are ladies out there who think that their man…

When I’m ill, I drink whiskey. More specifically, a hot toddy, otherwise known as “Irish Nyquil.” My beloved…

That first kiss is a cupcake-shaped grenade that explodes into springtime rain. As a man, it’s more important…

I am canceling dating. That’s right. The public negotiation for sex, commitment, and marriage between two strangers that…

Everything I ever needed to know about dating, I learned selling comedy tickets on the streets of New…

Ladies, let your pubic hair grow. Allow it to run riot like a wild, verdant jungle. Shave not…

Men should buy women flowers. They are colorful. They smell nice. And without them, flora would never get…

To many women, looking stylish is a total obsession. And I don’t think you dress to kill to…