I am trying to be a little more organized, since I’m going to have a baby in about five minutes, and in honor of this effort, I sat down to weed through the old photos on my computer. Apparently, I used to take a lot of selfies (before they were known as selfies). You know, […]
I take a lot of selfies. You know why? Because I’m f***ing adorable. If it bothers you, maybe you should’ve been around in middle school to tell me I was pretty. But you weren’t, and I felt gross, but now I feel hot, so boom! You get a whole lotta selfies. Look, I could go […]
“I’m not a real social-media person. I’m not on Twitter … I try not to read too much online because I always get my feelings hurt, even if someone’s flattering you. Like somebody tweeting, ‘Call me crazy, but I think Amy Poehler’s attractive.’ And you’re like, ‘OK? Thank you?’ Or like someone writing, ‘I’m gonna […]
I can only hope that at the age of 100, I still have my best friend around to gossip about pop culture phenomena in the year 2079. Irene and Alice, who have been BFFs for 94 (!) years, appeared on “The Steve Harvey Show” this week to share their incisive observations on things like selfies […]
Sometimes going on a rant just feels good, so I totally understand the viral video rant about teenagers taking selfies in T.J. Maxx by Whoa Susannah. Whoa Susannah is apparently some type of internet celebrity that older women from the middle of America know about on Facebook. She makes jokes about eating too much junk food, being tough on […]
Beyoncé’s stylist Ty Hunter, has invented the best iPhone case yet. The new case called a “Ty-Lite” has a built in frame of lights like a backdrop, that helps you take perfect glamorshot-level selfies. Ty Hunter has been Bae’s stylist for 17 years and I guess after that long you soak up so much of […]
In 2013, Oxford, those crazy ol’ coots, officially added the word “selfie” to the dictionary. Oh humanity, how far we have come. I am an unabashed fan of the selfie, as it’s just one way of documenting the fact that yes, I do indeed exist (and I sometimes even leave my apartment!). And I am not alone, […]
