…Well, since first contact has (apparently) not yet been made, sex toy company Primal Hardware has got you as covered as you can be. Their Ovipositor looks vaguely like a penis and vaguely like an insect’s antennae, and it’s designed to deposit molded gelatin eggs into wherever you would like to insert molded gelatin eggs […]
After hearing about the LELO Luna Smart Bead, a small vibrator that trains your vagina to have longer and stronger orgasms, I knew I had to try it. When used for only five minutes a day, the bead helps to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, ultimately making your O’s more frequent and satisfying. To use, […]
You know how Cosmopolitan tries to suggest all kinds of cool, new sex positions for us to try, regardless of whether or not they’re likely to cause injury to normal folks? Well, they sent a duo out on the streets of New York City to attempt these positions, and I’ve determined that unless you have […]
“The Loophole” is another brilliant piece of musical comedy from Garfunkel & Oates, the duo that brought you “29/31.” This time, they’ve moved on from single bitterness to Christian girls who stay “virgins” until they’re married but have anal sex instead. Otherwise known as “going to fifth base” or having “the sex that God can’t […]
I like boobs. I’m a straight woman, but really, who doesn’t appreciate them? Robots. Reptiles. Sauron. That’s about it. And I’m not even positive about Sauron. He might have, at some point, before he was all disembodied. Breasts are awesome. As feminist writer Gail Collins said in her New York Times piece, “Everybody likes breasts […]
Yes, I was nervous, but mostly I was excited. It was my first day as Mistress Darkness, a professional dominatrix. As a black graduate student in her 20s who had previously held down employment as a gym teacher and library assistant, I surprised myself when I answered the ad on Craigslist. I needed a flexible, part-time […]
Some fashionistas are of the Coco Chanel school of thought when it comes to accessories: “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off.” Those people are tasteful but maybe a little boring. I say, look in the mirror and put five more things on! And if one of those […]
It’s been brought to our attention that women should be talking more openly about penis size. So, talk openly we shall. We know that when it comes to having good sex, size is not the most important factor. But still, big or small, every size of dick has it’s unique benefits and drawbacks. After the […]
Discussions about sexuality have often been assigned to the taboo section of our society, and the lack of conversation and clarity around such an important topic can result in years of confusion about one’s true sexual identity. Luckily, there’s now a scale to help you express your sexual orientation in a way that’s more varied — and […]
