Tag: this week in sex

Dakota Fanning Is Finally Old Enough To Get Naked Onscreen & Online Dating Is Out, Pinning Porn Is In

Dakota Fanning is celebrating turning 18 by doing a nude scene in her new movie, “Very Good Girls.” Aww. She’s all growns up. [Popbytes] Why you and Jennifer Lawrence shouldn’t get too freaked about your uneven boobs. (Because it’s not a big deal.) [Gurl] What’s the craziest place you’ve had sex? This woman did it […]

Emma Watson Nude Pics For Reals — Plus Macklemore Likes To Wank Off On Airplanes

I am pleased to report that Emma Watson’s nude pics are totally legit. They were not leaked, they were for an art book. So look all you want. [Evil Beet Gossip] Macklemore admitted that he’s “jerked off on a lot of airplanes.” GOOD. TO. KNOW. [TruTV] How good men become dogs. Read the headline literally […]

Meet Elizabeth Raine, The 27-Year-Old Med Student Auctioning Off Her Virginity

A 27-year-old woman going by the name of “Elizabeth Raine” is auctioning off her virginity to help pay for med school … well, kind of. She says money is her motivation, but she doesn’t need the money. Her auction takes place on April 1, so it might be a big joke. [Huffington Post] This teenager […]

A Sex Toy That Simulates Female Oral — Plus, The Sex Positions Women Hate

Women will never leave the house again now that there’s a sex toy that simulates female oral sex. Take that, Fleshlight! [Nerve] Take note, guys. Legs on the shoulders and anal are not sex positions loved by all women. [Your Tango] A 16-year-old girl was engaging in “consensual sexual strangulation” with her 43-year-old boyfriend when […]

Mario Lopez Naked, Covered In Chocolate–Plus What’s Your Sexual Archetype?

This is what Mario Lopez looks like naked, hand-crafted out of Dove chocolate. I love chocolate and I find Mario attractive, but together, somehow wrong. [Evil Beet Gossip] Someone got all Carl Jung on sexuality and divided the general population into sex archetypes. Freud is jealous from the great beyond that he didn’t think of […]