It seems like every five seconds, another celebrity nipple reveals itself. We can barely keep up with all the aureolas. So many nip slips, so little time! We only felt it proper, as the year draws to a close, to award the best, worst, and wackiest nipple sightings of 2011. Click through for the winners of The Frisky’s first annual Nip Slip Awards.
Best Leaked Slip: Lindsay Lohan in Playboy
As if we haven’t already seen Lilo naked a hundred times, the world went so buck for her latest display of nudity that her issue was leaked online a week early.
Most avant garde slip: Lady Gaga At The CFDA Awards
Her nipples were supposed to show like that, right?
Worst Face Made During A Slip: Jennifer Lopez
Er. Duh. That’s my boob. Thanks for noticing it. It’s like the Eyeore of nip slips.
Best Runway Slip: Coco at the Richie Rich show
Good God. There’s a lot to look at here. What is she wearing? And is that the remaining member of Milli Vanilli standing behind her?
Best Dressed Slip: Nicki Minaj on Good Morning America
Her nipple looked like it was part of her outfit.
Best In Car Slip: Emma Watson
And a dignified nipple it is.
Most unawkward Beach Slip: Courtney Cox in St Barts
Actually, I find her nipple to be very endearing.
Most forgotten slip: Khloe Kardashian on Fox and Friends
Just as she is the “forgotten sister,” so does she have the forgotten nipple slip.
Most unfortunate malfunction slip: Kelly Rowland
That’s a wardrobe malfunction if I’ve ever seen one. Janet Jackson, who?
Most bizarre slip location: Mila Jovovich at Mikahil Gorbachev Birthday
Is it just me or does her nipple look a little like his birth mark?
Most awkward beach slip: Ke$ha
She looks like she’s seeing her nipple for the very first time. Very peculiar.
Best Slip Denial: Nancy Grace on Dancing With The Stars
I mean, we saw it. Who was she kidding by trying to pretend like a slip never occurred?
Most shameless self promotional slip: Kathy Griffin
She Tweeted this photo of herself.
Best Drunken Slip: Paz de la Huerta at the Golden Globes
Paz and her exposed nip were denied access to the Golden Globes after party at Chateau Marmont due to extreme drunkenness. Yeah, that’s embarrassing.
Best Hot Mess Slip: Courtney Love at the Hugo premiere
If it were 2010 I would have included the Twit pic of Courtney and Paz kissing and nipple slipping together for the MVP award. But alas, it’s 2011. New year, new slip. We’ve seen Courtney’s nipples so many times that we’re practically immune. This particular slip made the cut because it happened at the “Hugo” premiere. Why was she there anyway? Ten bucks says she slipped on purpose.
Original by: Ami Angelowicz