Sure, you may be broke as a joke since Wall Street has gone AWOL, but don’t worry, the best things in life are free! Just look at those Lehman Brothers posting on Craigslist for free love — they’re not even paying for online dating. So while your taste may be caviar and champagne, remember, there are simple pleasures out there that even the most fancy people can savor — like desire, lust, and nudity.
Save your moolah for the things you gotta pay for and cash in on the things you really need with these five sexy freebies.
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1. Back Rubs
Now that you’re stressed about your financial future, you need to relax. Nothing will get you looser than a massage…especially if it comes with a happy ending. Hey, I’ll scratch your back, if you scratch mine!
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2. Orgasms
They feel good and best of all, you can give them to yourself free of charge! So have a big O, over and over again, on the house.
3. Scenic Walk
The stock market is falling and leaves are just starting to also! Get some fresh air. Take a stroll. Nose around nature. Screw under the sky.
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4. Pillow Fight
Have some latent aggression? Want your hot neighbor to finally notice you doing something extra dreamy? No matter what the reason, a good old-fashioned pillow fight with a friend is a free way to have some fun without hurting anyone. If you really want to go wild, fight in your panties- just like men think we always do.
5. Dance
Forget your gym membership! Shakin’ your groove thing is the most cost-effective way to exercise and get your hump on. So, turn up the jams, bust a move, and get down like the NASDAQ!
Original by Simcha
