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Don’t get offended by these everyday items
It is a pretty simple concept: two large oval lips surrounding smaller lips with a little circle at the top and a larger one just below it. If you’ve got that recipe, you could be talking about so many things. You probably thought that I was referring to the body part that ladies have down below, but I may not have been.
If you just take a look at these tasteful, average, yet somehow naughty pictures of everyday objects, you’ll see just how many things in this world have similar shapes to lady bits.
Pumpkin Parts
Freshly Baked
BUTTernet Squash
I don’t know what this seductive squash is up to, but I just might have to pick it up and take it home with me tonight. I wonder how many people had the same thought.
Not For Kids
When selecting a toy for a child, please flip it upside down to check for factory defects like this one. You don’t want to get all those questions about the difference between girls and boys.
Flowering
Viewers get quite the peep show while waiting for this flower to emerge. I can’t tell you want kind of plant this is, but I’ll bet it’s got a very interesting bloom.
Poor Girl
How convenient! This girl has a pleat right in the middle of her bag . Too bad no one told her that the pleat is the butt of a lot of jokes. Or should I say the vagina of a lot of jokes?
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Original by Emily Hingle
