This is what is wrong with society today. Just a few decades ago, people had the opportunity to have a sensual carpet experience that promised a threesome-like result. Now, all we have is a glorified backwards robe. I suppose you could cut the sleeves off your Snuggie and try doing the dirty on it, but something tells me you wouldn’t get many takers. Therefore, I demand a return of the Love Rug!
Original by Kelli Bender