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One of the current trends on Twitter has users tweeting the three words they wouldn’t like to hear after sex. Personally, any of the following would give me a panic attack: “that was it,” “nice try sucker,” or “that tasted bad.”
After the jump, 10 of our faves from Twitter—and add yours in the comments!
- Debit or credit?
- Baby I’m late.
- It ain’t mine.
- Gee, that’s misshapen.
- You’re under arrest!
- Keep the change.
- Sorry, I’m married.
- Someone call 911!
- Make a sandwich.
- It’ll get better.
Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry