Depending on the woman you ask, beards are widely considered attractive. But whether you or not you go buckwild for a man with facial hair, I think we can all agree that beards that grow below the chin are not sexy, especially when they’ve been given free reign to roam wild on an otherwise attractive man’s neck.
Daniel Radcliffe is a wonderful actor and a lover of pubic hair. I want to return the favor by supporting his hair wherever it may grow, but alas, I cannot ignore his hideous neck beard. Someone, please shave it. Please. Click through to see more celebrity men who’ve let their neck overgrowth get out-of-control. [DListed]
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Shia LaBeouf
My own personal 10th circle of hell is Shia’s neck pube inferno.
Joaquin Poenix
It was grown in the name of performance art, and thank god it’s since been shaved, but that feral tangle growing on Joaquin’s neck was repulsive.
Sam Worthington
Ack! It’s just one long cascade of hair from his chin to his chest.
Robert Pattinson
Someone give me a clove of garlic, or whatever scares away evil neck beards.
Jonah Hill
When the neck growth out weighs the beard growth, we’ve got a problem.
Justin Timberlake
Not even JT can pull off this kind of germination.
David Beckham
That time David Beckham was going for a dead president look. That was an awful day.
Original by: Ami Angelowicz