America’s Hottest Felon Jeremy Meeks Has Scored A Modeling Contract

• Blaze Models in Santa Monica has reportedly offered the green-eyed hottie a $30,000 contract. America, fuck yeah. [TMZ]
• A judge in Kentucky has struck down the state’s gay marriage ban! In his ruling, Judge John Heyburn pointed out just how illogical and stupid the standard arguments against gay marriage actually is. “Even assuming the state has a legitimate interest in promoting procreation, the Court fails to see, and Defendant never explains, how the exclusion of same-sex couples from marriage has any effect whatsoever on procreation among heterosexual spouses,” Heyburn writes. “Excluding same-sex couples from marriage does not change the number of heterosexual couples who choose to get married, the number who choose to have children, or the number of children they have.” He goes on: “The state’s attempts to connect the exclusion of same-sex couples from marriage to its interest in economic stability and in ‘ensuring humanity’s continued existence’ are at best illogical and even bewildering…The Court can think of no other conceivable legitimate reason for Kentucky’s laws excluding same-sex couples from marriage.” BOO YAH. [Mother Jones]
• Let this whole Tinder sexual harassment lawsuit serve as another reminder that if you’re going to be a racist, sexist shitbird of a boss, you might not want to leave a trail of incriminating text messages in your wake. [Valleywag]
• Robin Williams has checked into what’s called a “renewal center,” which appears like the kind of place an addict in recovery checks into after rehab in order to focus on their issues and general well-being. Good for him for taking his health so seriously. [Us Weekly]
• Cameron Diaz claims you “see everything” in the sex scene she filmed for her upcoming raunchy comedy, “Sex Tape.” So … labia? I doubt that. [Us Weekly]
• Eek, more details about “Better Call Saul,” the “Breaking Bad” spinoff about attorney Saul Goodman, have been revealed! Apparently the show will take place “before, during and after” the show that spawned it. Soooooo, does that mean appearances from Walter White and Jesse Pinkman? Please say yes! [Movie Web]
• Fans of “Frozen” and “Once Upon A Time,” rejoice! The characters of Anna and Kristoff from “Frozen” has officially been cast on the ABC show. [Entertainment Weekly]
• Theo Huxtable can always get it. [Buzzfeed]

Posted by Amelia McDonell-Parry