TMZ brought tears to everyone’s eyes Tuesday by reporting the most beloved Hollywood couple is splitting. Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie really getting divorced, though? Rumors had been swirling about the couple for months, and now their troubles seem to have come to light. Jolie reportedly filed the papers Monday “citing irreconcilable differences.” Sources told TMZ Jolie […]
When it comes to periods, guys sometimes need a little help. Since they don’t have vaginas, periods are like the Bermuda Triangle: mysterious, feared, and where good things go to die. But fear not, bros! The best thing you can do comes straight from the mouth of one of the world’s most cinematic legends, Scar […]
I couldn’t tell you why, but I have a sinister obsession with the Victoria’s Secret Angels. Yes, they’re wonderfully pretty, and have insane bodies, and all that stuff, but I find myself kind of intrigued by whether or not they’re real people. Are they aliens? Tall, lithe, bronzed to perfection, fast-metabolizing aliens with silky long […]
When it comes to penises, people usually say “it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.” Well, IMO, I think they are full of crap. I’ll be the first to admit it: I like big penises. Maybe it’s because that’s what I’ve been used to. My first love, the one […]
World records just keep coming out of Rio. Oksana Chusovitina, 41, is the oldest woman ever to compete in Olympic gymnastics — and she’s totally killing it. Chusovitina, who’s vaulting for her native Uzbekistan, has been competing in the Olympics since 1992 and won a silver medal at the Beijing Olympics in 2008. Although she announced her retirement from competition […]
I am curious about a dream I had last night. Before I share the dream, I should give you the background. In college, I had a near-affair with a close friend. Unfortunately, the timing and where we were in life was all wrong and we ended up severing all ties in 2003. We got back […]
I dislike Mitt Romney and his politics as much as the next liberal. But I draw the line at inane knee-jerk reactions to the name of his new adopted grandchild. See, Ben Romney and his wife Andelynne Romney (above) adopted a newborn baby boy. The 23rd grandchild in the Romney family (not 22nd, as tweeted) […]
Your eyes are not playing tricks on you. This is indeed a photo of Sofia Vergara’s cleavage — her butt cleavage that is. Shortly before “Modern Family” won the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series, Sofia Vergara’s sequined mermaid gown split down the back, revealing her butt cheeks. And, because she is awesome, she had someone […]
A few days ago, the naked, personal photos of over 100 celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and Ariana Grande were published to the Internet without consent from the people pictured. A few of the celebrities have responded (they’re not happy!) and most of the pictures have since been taken down, but you can still […]
