Woman: You know what your problem is? Small penis complex.
Man: You’re pretty funny, you know.
Woman: You got small hands, you’ve got small penis.
Some incoherent stuff about being Irish.
Woman: I can probably solve your problem because I have a small pussy compared to your small penis. Hey, small penis. I’ll call you four-inch killer. Have a nice holiday, four-inch killer.
Man: You’re so funny.
Woman: Why don’t you show us your penis? Why don’t you show us the truth?
Man: You’re so funny.
Woman: I am so funny and you’re not … You’ve got a four-inch killer that you’re laughing about … that we’re all laughing about. That’s why the quarter-inch killer talks: to be heard because his penis can’t be heard. The penis don’t make a sound so the voice has to. You want to be a big man? Show your penis.
Sorry to disappoint you, but the four-inch killer does not drop trou. Before he has the chance to be a big man, another female passenger asks for a cease and desist on the penis talk and the drunk woman calls her “big pussy.”
You can watch the denouement below. [Gawker]
Original by Ami Angelowicz
