Vaginas! So strange. So mysterious. So essential a component of the female anatomy. Sure, you may have a vagina. Or maybe you’re just curious about vaginas. Vaginas are like snowflakes. No two vaginas are alike. Of course, some vaginas are more exceptional than others. Like Hazel Jones, the woman who was so brave as to go on morning television to talk about her, not one, but two vaginas. Click through to find out more about Hazel’s lady flowers and other amazing vaginas in our vagina-tastic list.
Top 9 Most Amazing Vaginas
1. The Chick With Two Vaginas
Twenty-seven-year-old UK woman, Hazel Jones, went on morning television to talk about her one-in-a-million vagina. Or should I say two in a million? Hazel suffers from a condition called uterus didelphys, which is a fancy way of saying the woman has two uteruses and two vaginas.
This means she lost her virginity twice, suffers through double heavy periods each month, and can get pregnant twice at once if she’s not careful. She’s declined to have surgery to correct the problem because of the possible risks. I give her credit for dealing with so much lady plumbing. [Huffington Post]
2. The Other Chick With Two Vaginas
Hazel is not alone. Lauren Williams is yet another chick with two vaginas. She has a bicornuate uterus, which means she has two vaginas, two cervixes, and two uteruses. I don’t know what I would do with the extra vagina. Rent it out?
3. The Lady With The Reading Material In Her Hoo-Ha
In 1975, performance artist Carolee Schneeman stood on a table, covered herself in mud, and extracted a scroll from her vagina. Then, she read it. The paper evidence from Interior Scroll is now displayed as a work of art. And what has your vagina done lately?
4. The World’s Biggest You-Know-What
In 1999, adult film star Houston had sex with a purported 620 men in one day, resulting in “The World’s Biggest G**gb**g 3.” In reality, there were about 125 dudes there. Still, nothing to sneeze at.
5. Her Vagina Can Bench-Press More Than Your Vagina
Tatiata Kozhevnikova has the world’s strongest vagina. She can lift 31 lbs. with hers. She’s even listed in Guinness World Records. And has special vagina barbells. OMG. WTF.
6. The Girl Who Had No Vagina
“Susan” was born without a vagina. As it turns out, one in 4,000 women are born with congenital absence of the vagina. How’s that work? “Externally, the genital area is perfectly normal, with the clitoris, labia, and urethra all in place. But where the vagina should be there is only a small dimple or indentation.” Some opt for surgery. Susan “succeeded in creating her own vagina through the dilatation, or pressure technique.” I am speechless.
7. The Elongated Labia Of Rwandan Women
In America, women undergo plastic surgery to have their labia trimmed. (Read one woman’s testimony: “I Had Labiaplasty Surgery.”) In Rwanda, women engage in labia stretching. In their culture, elongated labia are considered an asset and is perceived to result in better sex for both partners. The World Health Organization considers the practice female genital mutilation. Others see it as part of a long-standing tradition.
8. She Had A Giant Among Vaginas
9. Her Untrimmed Hedges
Maoni Vi of Capetown, South Africa, has pubic hair that is 28-inches long. But does she braid it? That I do not know.
Historically Famous Vaginas
Of course, these are just a few examples of the amazing and unique vaginas that have existed throughout history. There are many more stories and legends to explore, each one more fascinating and unbelievable than the last.
But where to even begin? There have been countless women throughout history with truly unique and awe-inspiring vaginas. Here are some of the shiniest examples in history.
Let’s start with Cleopatra, the legendary Egyptian queen known for her intelligence, beauty, and seductive powers. According to ancient texts, she possessed a vagina so unique that it could grip a man’s member with the strength of a vice, driving them wild with pleasure.
2. Empress Wu Zetian
Then there’s Empress Wu Zetian of China, the only female emperor in Chinese history. It is said that she possessed a vagina so powerful that she could control the weather with a single orgasm, causing thunderstorms and earthquakes at will.
3. Catherine the Great
And we can’t forget about Catherine the Great, the powerful Russian empress known for her love of horses and, well, other things. Legend has it that she had a vagina so large that she could fit an entire stallion inside, which she allegedly did on several occasions.
Original by The Frisky