Maybe you’re in the mood for something sexy to watch, but you’re not quite on board for Fifty Shades Darker (which earned a paltry 9% rating on Rotten Tomatoes). That’s fair… And probably a good choice becuase the reality is that you don’t have to sacrifice quality for sexiness. Here are some actually good movies that will […]
With everything looking so grim in the real world right now, disappearing into a TV world can be a much needed escape from it all. Sure, we’ve got to fight the powers that be… But, hey, everyone needs to disengage from the news, kick-back with some wine (or beer or whiskey or… Everclear, no judgement), and take […]
If you’ve ever seen Benjamin Button and pondered the creepy and amazing possibilities of reverse aging, (specifically in the form of tiny elderly-baby-men played by the illustrious Brad Pitt), you will absolutely love Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s high-school photo. In this glorious piece of cultural history, the 16-year-old The Rock resembles a retired anthropologist, who […]
Selena Gomez posted what looks liked a butt-naked, frolicking-in-the-sunlight-behind-a-curtain pic on her Instagram account. What filter is that? It looks like NAKED! Eh, she’s 21-years-old. You do you, girl. [Instagram.com/SelenaGomez] Johnny Weir has accused his soon-to-be-ex-husband Victor Voronov of vandalizing his Birkins. NO, VICTOR, NOT THE BIRKINS! [Page Six] “Thor” star Chris Hemsworth and his […]
When I first discovered Sex and the City as reruns of the HBO hit aired literally every day on E!, I really wanted to like Carrie Bradshaw. She was a journalist living in New York City, just like I wanted to be doing in the very near future. (Spoiler alert: I did it.) So I tried – hard – to give […]
Look at your cat. He’s probably over there in the corner licking his balls, or sleeping, or crunching some kibble. He needs some action. Some satisfaction. Maybe a crocheted penis toy from Etsy shop Meow-a-days will do the trick? Yes, they sell penis cat toys (“It’s a wiener cat toy. What else is there to […]
Lock up the Kotex, Mom and Dad! Teens are apparently inserting vodka-soaked tampons vaginally and rectally to get drunk. Granted, this could be another urban legend like so-called “rainbow parties.” But it also could be a legit way the kids are getting wasted these days: A super-sized tampon can hold about a shot of vodka, and […]
I say confusing because, while Khloe posed for PETA a few years ago, I’m pretty sure the Kardashians in general — they are basically one hive mind, kind of like the Borg — don’t spend much time thinking about cruelty towards animals. And since this fur looks awfully real to me, my hunch was that […]
I’m moving to Nashville in 10 days, so obviously I’ve been listening to a lot of country music. I’ve discussed the many merits of country before, but recently I’ve discovered how many bits of wisdom are written into these twangy songs. Read on for 10 life lessons–some serious, some funny–and the country tunes that inspired them… […]
