I Need A Jockstrap Maid, Stat
This morning, I woke up, and I thought, what do I need out of life? And then I got on the internet, and, lo’ and behold, …
The 11 Most Amazing Penises
Men, how do you know you’re well-endowed? Oh, when your penis is mistaken for a weapon of mass destruction. Jonah Falcon, the man presumed to have …
The Craziest Thing About The Guy With 2 Dicks Is He’s Into Rosebudding (And Other Revelations From His Rolling Stone Interview)
Back in 2014, we told you about an anonymous Reddit user who came forward about having two fully-functional penises. He did an AMA that blew the internet’s …
14 Bad Teachers Who Make Carly McKinney Look Like A Saint
Last week, I called Carly McKinney, the Colorado high school teacher who was fired for tweeting pot smoking endorsements and half-naked pictures of herself, “the world’s …
Woman Artist Turns Self Into Human Skin Rug
No, that’s not a deflated woman. It’s Chrissy Skin Rug, a work of art created by New York-based sculptor Chrissy Conant. What is it? A silicone …
Sign Of The End Times: Backwards Hoodie Snack Food Troughs
If you’ve been using the hood of your hoodie as a way to keep your head warm and shield you from the elements, you’ve really been …
Wanna Know What The Inside Of A Kangaroo’s Pouch Looks Like?
I Fucking Love Science is a site — and related Facebook page, which I follow with rapt attention — full of so many gems. Terrifying headlines …
15-Year-Old Texas Girl Spanked By Vice Principal For Cheating
A mother in Texas is livid: not that her 15-year-old daughter was paddled at school for cheating on a test — both mom and daughter actually …
A Woman Requests Being Buried In Her Ferrari
I laughed out loud when I saw a Mental Floss article today about people who made ultra strange last requests in their wills. What tickled me …
Is This Your $100 Million ATM Receipt?
One of my weird quirks (that I forgot to mention last week) is that I very, very, very rarely get a receipt when I take cash …
