Someone Called The Cops On This Monkey Because He Ate Their Mail
Yesterday morning, the Sanford Police Department in Florida received a call that was ridiculous even by that state’s usual ridiculous standards. The resident called 911 about a …
Swiss Prostitutes Can Save Your Life
If you are so old that having sex could stop your heart, you probably shouldn’t be doing it. Unfortunately, that isn’t stopping old geezers from hitting …
A Bald Head Makes A Great Canvas
Philip Levine started losing his hair about four years ago, and instead of covering up his baldness with a bad rug, he decided to embrace it …
This Is The Story Of A Dog Named Pig
Guys, this is Pig. Pig is a dog and she makes my heart do somersaults. She’s from Alabama and is the belle of the ball, aka …
Face Of Lemmy Appears On Woman’s Ultrasound
An Argentinian woman, identified only as “Fanny” claims that the face of Jesus Christ on her ultrasound after having a dream in which he visited her. …
Amazing: Cat Rescues Boy From Dog Attack
When a neighbor’s dog began attacking their four year old son, Jeremy Triantafilo. Tara (a stray who was adopted into the family six years ago) put …
Man Has Sex With A Hornets’ Nest And Dies
People who are terrified of bees, or the thought of human beings having sexual intercourse with bees, or the thought of dying, please be forewarned that …
The Sleep Suit Is A Snuggie For Narcoleptics
I have to say, the first time I set eyes on the Sleep Suit, I knew I had to have it. A Snuggie-like suit that enabled …
Want: Cat-Shaped Marshmallows That Float To The Top Of Your Drink
How cute are CafeCats, a line of kitty-themed marshmallows? Made by Japanese confectioner Yawahada, the cats float to the top of your hot beverage to peek out …
A Weird Vintage Ad For Gentlemen’s Parts Support
Gentlemen, rejoice! The days of straining and chafing, ya know, the down there parts, are over thanks to the SSS, or the Separate Sack Suspensory. With …
