Category: Relationships

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Feel Free To Channel This Eighth Grader’s Relationship Contract In All Your Future Relationships

In yet another edition of Kids Who Have Their Shit Together Way More Than You, this eighth grader’s relationship contract sets an example of confidence to which we can all aspire. The contract, found on the floor of an eighth-grade classroom, sets out a number of dating requirements, including “You can’t be looking at these hoes” and “You […]

Every Homophobic Comment On This Video Of Men Kissing Will Be Met With A $1 Donation

The comment section of pretty much anything on the internet tends to be a horrible place festering with strangers lodging insults at each other. Obviously, there are many exceptional and intelligent comment sections where people genuinely engage in discourse and even encouragement, but many turn combative, which is why it’s so brilliant that Seriously.TV is donating money for […]

Is It Bad To Hug Your Dog? This Study Says One Thing, My Heart Says Another

According to some old, bald, mustachioed man with a PhD writing for Psychology Today, it’s bad for dogs to hug them. This is based on what “Canine Corner” columnist Stanley Coren calls “new data,” but as far as I can tell, this data was compiled from his personal impressions of 250 photos of dogs being hugged by their […]

Pornhub Data Shows That Canadians Love Lesbians, Québecois Love Québec

Pornhub released infographics about the most-used search terms in Canada, and it turns out that Canadians love lesbians! Except for Québec, where Québecois pride apparently still runs high: Yes, the most-searched term for porn in Québec is “Québec.” But what about relative search terms, i.e. the highest-searched term in comparison to other provinces? It’s still “Québec”: […]

Brooks Ayers Admits He Lied About Cancer Treatment, Still Maintains He Has Cancer

Brooks Ayers, the slime ball (ex) boyfriend of “Real Housewives of Orange County”‘s Vicki Gunvalson, has ‘fessed up to falsifying medical records he said proved he had received chemotherapy for stage-4 cancer. Doubts about Ayers’ condition made up the bulk of plot for this most recent season of “RHOC,” with Vicki shrieking “HE’S FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE!!!” during every goddamn […]

Frisky Rant: In Defense Of Psychological Service Animals & The People Who Need Them (Like Me)

I cried all the way to work on the subway today. Ugh. Fuck you MTA guy. There are exactly two questions you are allowed to ask: is this dog a service animal and is it task-trained? Any questions beyond that are an infringement of privacy and a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). […]

FYI: You’re Still White, Even If You Married Outside Your Race

In a clever bit of trolling from the New York Times’ Parenting blog, Jack Cheng, an Asian man, throws his wife — a white woman — under the bus by telling the world that she no longer considers herself 100 percent white. Weird. How can someone’s race change over time? By having and raising two biracial children, that’s […]

Quiz: What Type of Bachelorette Party Should You Plan for Your BFF?

To determine the level of bacheloretting to pitch your bridey at her last hurrah in the City of the Single, obtain scores from Parts I and II below and then refer to our handy chart, borrowed from a pantyhose packet, to determine the bachelorette party you should throw. Part I. Estimate the number of sappy […]