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“To blow, or not to blow?”
All guys love oral. But for most women, it’s not an easy task and a lot of us have to be in the right mood to give a full BJ. It’s mentally and physically exhausting, especially if the guy wants to relax and take his time enjoying it for half an hour or more. There are women who straight up hate giving oral and won’t do it at all… then there are women who want their man to earn it.
Hannah is one of those women who wants her boyfriend to work for his delightful treat. What does she want from him? Jewelry? Nah. Full body massage? Nope. She wanted her man, Jose, to write a persuasive essay, a lá university, on why she should wrap her lips around his peen.
Men will go to great lengths to get some head, so Jose did not back down from the challenge. I wish my college papers were on subjects like this. Read his eloquent thesis and maybe even plagiarize it to your own advantage.
The Challenge
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The Essay
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He’s just starting
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He continues:
It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount, and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming evidence support by countless scientists that links the performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex benefit me? Why should you blow me? I’m not selfish, and this excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland University proves that blow me is not only beneficial for me, but for you as well: “Men who report performing more mate retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors, in particular, also report greater interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on their female partner. Likewise, women who report performing oral sex on their male partner—but this relationship is stronger for men.” The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed.
Jose even sourced a study for his essay to Hannah! Granted, it probably took a few seconds to Google, but I’m impressed because lots of people are too lazy to even Google for a real paper these days and instead ask in posts on social media or message boards.
Here he expands on his plea for blowies by trying to remind Hannah that he is more than willing to return the favor and give her cunnilingus.
Read on for more of his essay.
Hannah Says
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