The Drihanna saga continues. In the past week or so, we’ve watched Drake profess his love for Rihanna with a billboard and during the MTV Video Music Awards. Then, a couple days after Drake admitted to being in love with Rih since he was 22, a mysterious drakeandrihanna.com website made a sudden appearance. At first, […]
There is this joke that I always used to make – that Gwen Stefani made being Indian cool. Almost two decades before our “Big Bang”s and our “Mindy”s made brown faces matter outside of cab driver stereotypes, and shows like “Fresh Off the Boat” made Americans realize that why yes, making great television and having […]
Ahh, that little man in the boat. How glad I was to meet you! And I wasn’t alone. While men joking about jerking off, spanking the money, choking the chicken, whatever is par for the course in most locker rooms, women discussing their masturbation habits is far less…known or encouraged. But not any longer! I […]
I recently signed up for six sessions with a personal trainer, LaMarcus, and told him my goals: get more toned and lose a few pounds. Then he weighed me. I clocked in at 125, and he asked me if that’s what I expected. “Yeah, but I’d prefer to be closer to 122,” I told him. […]
Over the past few years, I’ve traveled quite a bit and been pretty lucky when it comes to airplane seatmates. I’ve been fortunate enough to sit next to friendly, polite, interesting people who respect my personal space but will happily tell me thrilling tales about their childhood spent in a religious cult when prompted. That […]
By now, you should know that sex has many benefits. It lessens anxiety, relieves stress, and helps you live longer. Now, it’s time for you to learn that sperm has just as many benefits as sex does, if not more. Your dude’s probably tried to persuade you to take a swallow because “it’s good protein” […]
Do you remember how old you were when you lost your virginity? I went to an all-girl private school and remember being one of the only girls at my high school who either never had sex or wasn’t on birth control. I used to look forward to my friends’ stories of doing it for the […]
I will never forget the feeling in my stomach the night I found out the guy I was dating was still sleeping with his ex. The fact that he was canoodling with any other woman behind my back was bad enough. The fact that it was ex added insult to injury. But what really made […]
The worst part about cooking for yourself is portion control. It’s not that I’m incapable of cutting a recipe in half, it’s that I have no clue what I’m going to do with the remainder of the rapidly decaying cutlets pathetically lounging in their styrofoam tray, and that’s how you end up with 43 panko-parmesan […]
