After suffering yet another defeat by alleged human Donald Trump during Tuesday night’s primary in Indiana, notorious handshake attempter Ted Cruz dropped out of the race for president. Twitter — being that they are Twitter and having feelings about things is pretty much all they (OK, we) do — had a lot of feelings about it. Frankly, […]
Behold! Here is a video of Carly Fiorina, surrounded by puppies, explaining why dogs are better than cats. At one point, in said video, Fiorina announces that she used to eat Milk Bones as a child, and then takes a bite of one and chews it up. The video is part of a series created by IJ […]
Ben Carson, candidate for world’s worst bedside manner, took some time during a Mobile, Alabama, stump speech to say some pretty horrid things about refugees fleeing the ongoing violence in Syria, going so far as to compare them to rabid dogs. Here are his charming statements, via Reuters: “If there is a rabid dog running around […]
Last night’s CNBC GOP Debate was supposed to focus on economics and policy. And yet, somehow, even though the candidates didn’t get around to discussing the coming rapture or their feelings on slutty women who had abortions, there was still a lot of weird, delusional bullshit being tossed about like so much confetti. Let’s take a […]
