Tag: dogs

Here’s The Fanciest Dog In The Entire World

Here is C.J., a 3- year old German short-haired pointer. Congratulate him, for he won the coveted title of Best in Show at last night’s Westminster Dog show. Look how majestic he is. His real name is GCH Vjk-Myst Garbonita’s California Journey which, if you stare at it for long enough, is a collection of words that […]

Sarah MacLachlan Can’t Handle The Overwhelming Sadness Of Her ASPCA Commercials

Next to Cialis commercials and that one Folgers ad that rolls around every holiday season, with the possibly-maybe incestuous siblings, Sarah MacLachlan’s ASPCA commercials are absolutely horrible to watch. The dogs, crying and sad and bedraggled in their cages! That song!  I can’t watch it. And neither can Sarah MacLachlan. According to New York,  even though […]

Just Look At This Asshole: Columnist Claims She Gets Rid Of Dogs Once They’re No Longer Cute Puppies — But Is She Lying?

Today at the Daily Mail, the rag has published one of their usual inflammatory click-baiting articles, but this one particularly chapped my hide. Shona Sibary writes that over the last four years, she has adopted four dogs and then given them away when they stopped being cute puppies. She writes about this “addiction” as if it’s just some […]

Frisky Rant: In Defense Of Psychological Service Animals & The People Who Need Them (Like Me)

I cried all the way to work on the subway today. Ugh. Fuck you MTA guy. There are exactly two questions you are allowed to ask: is this dog a service animal and is it task-trained? Any questions beyond that are an infringement of privacy and a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). […]