Here is C.J., a 3- year old German short-haired pointer. Congratulate him, for he won the coveted title of Best in Show at last night’s Westminster Dog show. Look how majestic he is. His real name is GCH Vjk-Myst Garbonita’s California Journey which, if you stare at it for long enough, is a collection of words that […]
Retired Marietta, Ohio police officer Matt Hickey is dying to purchase his best buddy Ajax, a K9 Partner police dog. However, the town says he’s going to have to bid for him because Ajax is technically public property. 🙁 Mark Hickey has offered to pay $3,500, which is Ajax’s estimated value. But the city says […]
The world can be a remarkably cruel place full of sad injustices and people lacking empathy, bad Hollywood remakes and overpriced meals. But it can also be a place full of legitimately decent people, hot fudge sundaes and most importantly: You Are Dog Now, a brilliant new Twitter account that encourages users to tweet pictures […]
Next to Cialis commercials and that one Folgers ad that rolls around every holiday season, with the possibly-maybe incestuous siblings, Sarah MacLachlan’s ASPCA commercials are absolutely horrible to watch. The dogs, crying and sad and bedraggled in their cages! That song! I can’t watch it. And neither can Sarah MacLachlan. According to New York, even though […]
Behold! Here is a video of Carly Fiorina, surrounded by puppies, explaining why dogs are better than cats. At one point, in said video, Fiorina announces that she used to eat Milk Bones as a child, and then takes a bite of one and chews it up. The video is part of a series created by IJ […]
You know those days when you realize how weird living on a spinning ball of planet is, and you just freak out because WHY NOT?! This dog sure does. Sadly, I can’t say I’ve ever found myself fabulous enough to be wearing a pizza-roll necklace, but I now have new goals, because few things sound […]
Crocs debuted at a Ft. Lauderdale boat show in 2002, but unfortunately what happens in Florida doesn’t always stay in Florida. As a result many of us were subjected for to these plastic shoes throughout their reign in the late 2000’s. For those of you who haven’t thrown them out a window by now, we suggest […]
Today at the Daily Mail, the rag has published one of their usual inflammatory click-baiting articles, but this one particularly chapped my hide. Shona Sibary writes that over the last four years, she has adopted four dogs and then given them away when they stopped being cute puppies. She writes about this “addiction” as if it’s just some […]
I cried all the way to work on the subway today. Ugh. Fuck you MTA guy. There are exactly two questions you are allowed to ask: is this dog a service animal and is it task-trained? Any questions beyond that are an infringement of privacy and a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). […]
