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31 Insanely Specific Ways Men Can Impress Their New Woman, As Written By A Woman

I’m a woman and I have preferences about and ideations of men. Because I’m a woman and I have preferences about and ideations of men, I assume that my preferences and ideations are universal to all women who are oriented toward men as sexual partners. I also assume that because I’m a woman and I […]

This Ferret Takes Out The Trash More Than My Roommate

If you were a fan of Pizza Rat, allow me to introduce you to our new friend,  Trash Ferret.  Although ferrets generally have a reputation for being quite stinky, this one ferret is challenging our previous perceptions by helping its owners out with some spring cleaning. People of the internet, myself included, are obsessed with with the […]

Here’s What Happens When Donald Trump’s Eyes Are Replaced By His Own Mouth: Nothing

By now, everyone in the USA and beyond has made fun of Donald Trump’s hair, mouth, eyes, voice – hell everything about him – because he’s a cartoon character. A very scary, real, racist and absurd cartoon character. But I speak for many when I say that I did not expect something as absurd as […]

Watch: Lena Dunham Reminds Us That High School Rumors Will Haunt You Forever

In many ways, high school never ends.  There’s always immature drama everywhere you turn and the “popular crew” are now your friends that seem to get a ton of likes on Facebook for no apparent reason. On a recent episode of The Chris Gethard Show, Lena Dunham confronts Griffin Newman on the rumors he started while they were both […]