Feb
14
Be My Boyfriend: Klingon Sword-Wielding Floridian Johnnie Blade
Dear Johnnie Blade, First of all, your parents clearly knew you were destined for greatness, because they gave you a name that could only befit a future porn star or Klingon sword enthusiast. I have no idea about your adult film industry experience, but you were recently arrested for “wildly swinging” a four-foot long sword in […]
