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Be My Boyfriend: Klingon Sword-Wielding Floridian Johnnie Blade

by The Frisky February 14, 2013
by The Frisky February 14, 2013

Dear Johnnie Blade,

First of all, your parents clearly knew you were destined for greatness, because they gave you a name that could only befit a future porn star or Klingon sword enthusiast. I have no idea about your adult film industry experience, but you were recently arrested for “wildly swinging” a four-foot long sword in a Fort Lauderdale intersection. In your defense, you were actually observed “proudly displaying” your crescent-shaped weapon — a bat’leth, technically — and who could blame you? Klingons are the most fiercely honorable alien species in the “Star Trek” cannon, and their weaponry is incredibly impressive. (Props, by the way, to the person who correctly identified your sword as being Klingon.)  jIyajchu’. [That means “I understand fully” in Klingon.] If I were lucky enough to own such a fine blade, I would want to show it off to passing motorists as well. As soon as this misunderstanding is cleared up and the police let you go, we should meet up for a couple glasses of prune juice. Hoch DIl! [I’ll pay.] 

yIghoSDo’ — and qamuSHa’ [Good luck and I love you],

[Sun-Sentinal]

Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry

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