Men look at sex the way dogs look at bacon: The object is to get as much as possible in any form or by any means before our inevitable deaths. Some of the more inventive people in our society have come up with a variety of sex acts intended to improve the pleasure of sex. […]
Why do men watch porn? Let’s be honest. Who the hell knows. All I know is that some guys watch it, and we, as women, are left to sit around, scratching our heads, considering their reasoning. Yes, surely, ladies watch porn, too, but I tend to think the male-er sex is a little bit more pornographically-inclined […]
My best friend is a woman. My best friend in college was a woman. In fact, a majority of my closest friends since college have been women. And this presents a problem in my dating life. There isn’t one single reason why I have more female friends than male ones and if you looked at […]
There are only two reasons why I’d move in and live with another girlfriend. We’re married and determined to fill a sweatshop with our nimble-fingered love critters. Or she cracks me in the head with a shovel, sews my mouth shut, replaces my eyeballs with marbles, and sits my stuffed body in the corner. Whatever […]
Think of the best first date you ever went on. Got it? Okay, what did you do immediately afterwards? If you’re like some women I’ve been out with, you called up your best friend and gushed all about the date. You even posted a not-so-subtle status update on Facebook. Something along the lines of, “Just had […]
