What It’s Like To Bed James Deen

Wendy Stokesby:

Love & Sex

Remember, about two months ago, when James Deen created a section on his website for would-be sex partners to apply to bang him, provided they were willing to do so on camera? Well, that was real. And James picked one of the women who submitted herself, who has since written about her experience for the website Brightest Young Things. Unfortunately, Jen Tisdale (who appears in the film under the name Gwen Derringer) leaves out just about every possible detail you’d want to know about what it’s like fucking  the world’s most beloved straight male porn star. (Luckily, there’s video of all of that.) While I wish there were more dirty details on the actual boning, Tisdale, who’s a comedian, does a good job detailing the whole weird process of going to LA to bang a famous porn star, from why she did it (“Why not?”), to the first date-esque jitters (“What if he doesn’t think I’m attractive? What if we don’t get along?”), to the aftermath:

After he left I felt really good. There are few words in the English language more annoying than the word empowered. Imagine that feeling but swap it out for a different word because I would sound like a complete asshole if I used it. … The fact that James and I exchanged a few emails and talked a bit prior made it all feel quite easy. I hardly noticed the camera, the idea that thousands of people would be viewing this soon, or what my ass was doing the entire time. Dear God, what was my ass doing the entire time?

You can read the whole piece over at Brightest Young Things. Plus, check out the NSFW trailer for James and Jen/Gwen’s porn here. Uh, and what are you waiting for? APPLY TO FUCK JAMES DEEN, LADIES. [Brightest Young Things via The Daily Dot]

Original by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 

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