Everyone has a different taste, but…
Blogger Amanda Chatel is not going to mince words about this subject. In fact, she quoted Samantha Jones from Sex & The City, saying, “What can I say? I need a big d**k.” It’s not that she even needs a big one, she learned from being with one particular guy that she needs an average size at the least. While we ladies don’t want to disparage any guy for having a smaller member, we can’t help but be left wanting whenever they just can’t satisfy like other guys can. This is her lackluster story about a surprisingly tiny guy.
But he did make up for that lack of size with a different skill
Hitting on the Bartender
Amanda was in need of some lovin’ and turned to the guy who usually provides that service in these kinds of stories. She began,”I met Mike at a bar. He was actually a bartender in my neighborhood many moons ago, as they say, and being at a vulnerable place in my life, his charisma immediately drew me to him.
“I was getting over my first love, or rather, trying to get over my first love. And Mike, being the exact opposite of that first love, seemed like the most convenient way to move on. He did work a block for my apartment, after all.”
She gets him up to her place to hit the sheets. She said, “It started out slowly. We did that whole thing two people do when they’re dancing around the obvious. We sat on the couch, talked, and I basically pretended to listen, as I brought him home for one reason and one reason only: sex.”
Things just weren’t as hot and heavy as she was hoping though, saying, “We didn’t kiss the same. He was far too tongue-y for me, and after struggling to find a middle ground on the kissing front, I gave up and decided to try to get things closer to home plate by reaching down to give him a handjob… where I was confused.”
How small was it?
Amanda graciously explains the extremely awkward moment when she realized that she wasn’t going to get what she wanted with this guy, saying, “I could definitely feel something in my hand. I mean, there was a phallic-shaped something in my palm, but considering how much I could wrap my hand around the whole thing, it didn’t make sense.
“I proceeded to stroke it, which proved difficult with such a short shaft, so decided I should investigate. I shimmied my way south and because my hand had been in his boxers during the handjob, I pulled them off to get a better look…”
Her friendly, neighborhood bartended, who was more than six-feet tall, was living life without much down there. Amanda, being totally honest about his size, said, “It wasn’t much bigger than a cocktail weenie or maybe a baby carrot or, more realistically, twice the size of my thumb in girth and roughly about the same in length. I have small thumbs.”
A Big (Little) Let Down
The guy was in her bed and ready to go, so she thought she might as well do it. She remembered, “We proceeded to have sex and I didn’t feel… well, anything. I guess I felt a pressure between my legs, most likely from the weight of his hips against mine, but inside there was nothing ― no friction, no in-out motion, no deep tickling that comes with a penis being inside you ― nothing. I guess that’s what happens when you have sex with a small penis.”
Best Tongue Ever
Luckily for her, he was very talented with giving her oral sex. They had relations with each other for six months then moved on into new relationships.
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Original by Emily Hingle